I have (people tell me) a first-class mind.
Which shares a skull with a world-class snot factory.
Which drains into channels in that skull that drain badly.
I dare say my stupidest cat, with only 47 brain cells and no opposable thumbs, could build a much more efficient drainage system out of 14 random Legos and a few inches of old duct tape.
Juzd sayin’. Bass me doze Gleenex.