Star Wars: The Phantom Menace: The Abridged Script
by Pat Connors
“Finally DARTH MAUL shows up for a prolonged fight sequence. Darth wears black boots, a black cloak, a black shirt, has a red lightsaber, wears red and black face paint, and has horns. He is EVIL.”
Warning: Although this is a satire, it contains spoilers for the movie.