Star Wars: The Phantom Menace: The Abridged Script

by Pat Connors

“Finally DARTH MAUL shows up for a prolonged fight sequence. Darth wears black boots, a black cloak, a black shirt, has a red lightsaber, wears red and black face paint, and has horns. He is EVIL.”

Read the whole script!

Warning: Although this is a satire, it contains spoilers for the movie.

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