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| May have been on the losing side. Still not convinced it's the wrong one. |
| Bad Wolf |
| Too pretty to die |
| Gamer Widow |
| Toaster Lover |
| Cylon Sleeper |
| I am my cat's monkey servant |
| Prove to me that you're not a Cylon |
| Neutered Vampire (who cheats at kitten poker!) |
| I can kill you with my brain. |
| Glomp me |
| Unrevealed Cylon model |
| Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? |
| Every planet has a North |
| Make the scary Republicans go away! |
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| Only those who are capable of silliness can be truly intelligent -Sylvia Plath |
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| I get it now! I must be the witty sidekick and not the mad genius! |
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| No slogan - Blank |
| bang logo (!) |
| Abandon hope all ye who "press enter" here |
| Absent |
| Academically Insane - Just Do It |
| All computers wait at the same speed |
| ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday |
| Always there are two. A master and an apprentice. So when the apprentice dies, then what??? |
| Am I getting smart with you? ..... How would you know? |
| Amateur Paranoid |
| Amazingly Life-like |
| Anally Challenged |
| Anarchy Reigns! (Look around you) |
| Anne Murray Started Punk |
| The answer is no, blue, and Thursday. |
| Are you a programmer, or did you just get dressed in the dark? |
| Are you dead or am I awake? |
| Aren't you glad you have access to my dementia? |
| As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. |
| As you probe, so shall you weep |
| Ask me how I survived the plutonium mines |
| Awww! I -never- get to be the designated adult! |
| A balanced diet means a cookie in each hand. |
| Ban the Bra |
| Be nice, or I'll immortalize you |
| Because I'm the mommy, that's why! |
| Been there. Did it. Dumped him. |
| Beware a GM with low blood sugar! |
| big damn hero |
| The brain you have reached has been disconnected. |
| Bring the US back into the First World. Free elections in 2004! |
| ...but he's DEAD, Jim... |
| But I rolled a 30! |
| but it IS rocket science! |
| C.Code C.Code.Run Run.Code.Run |
| C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN |
| C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL |
| Calculus: the agony and dx/dt |
| can you hear it?... shhhh, listen... the silence it's there... hiding... always always behind every word you say, every noise you hear, you can't escape it..... |
| Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. |
| Careful, or you'll end up in my novel |
| Carefully disguised as a responsible adult |
| A cat and a book...life is good |
| Cat: (n) A small furry mammal with a tropism for the 'delete' key. |
| Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit! |
| Cats got the pot roast? Call Bella Chow Pizza - Berkeley's finest since 1987 |
| CAUTION Low Flying Puns |
| CD-ROM intellect in a 640K world |
| Celibacy is not hereditary. |
| Chaotic Chaotic |
| Chocolate = Love |
| Coffee, chocolate, men...Some things in life are just better rich. |
| COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert cup and press any key. |
| Cogito Cogitatum, ergo cogito ...cogitata |
| Cogito Sum, Ergo Sum... Cogito |
| Coito Ergo Sum |
| Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors |
| Computers are the tools of the devil. It is as simple as that. |
| A computer's attention span is only as long as its power cord. |
| Computers. Why did it have to be computers? |
| CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington, D.C? (Y/n) |
| Conservation of Energy - it's not just a good idea. It's the law. |
| cookie cutter |
| Correcting an error is the most error-prone activity in programming. Never do it! |
| Crossbows don't kill people. Quarrels kill people. |
| Cute? I don't do cute. |
| Cute puppies grow into dogs... then they die |
| Da mihi sis hamam pulli tosti. (I'll have a bucket of fried chicken.) |
| DANCE like nobody is watching |
| A day without sunshine is like, well, night. |
| Dead Beat |
| Death before dishonor. Nothing before coffee. |
| Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down |
| Department of Redundancy Department |
| Designated Adult |
| Do Fish Get Thirsty? |
| Do not meddle in the affairs of __________, for you are crunchy and taste good ___________ |
| Do not meddle in the affairs of Vorlons, for you are crunchy and taste good with Spoo |
| Does fuzzy logic create lint? |
| Does fuzzy logic tickle? |
| Don't assume I'm human |
| Dont bite off more than you can chew! |
| Don't bother me - I'm playing with my writer's blocks |
| Don't look at me like yo mama don't feed you! |
| Don't meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. |
| Don't Panic |
| Don't panic. It's only ones and zeros. |
| Don't play stupid. I'm better at it! |
| Don't put all your ranking officers in one shuttlecraft |
| Don't Start! |
| Don't try this at home - I'm a semi-trained semi-professional |
| Dragon HOARD! I thought you said dragon horde!!!! |
| Drink your beer - there are sober people in China. |
| Duct tape is like the Force - it has a light side and a dark side and binds the Galaxy together |
| Dyslexic sells soul to Santa. |
| Dyslexics of the World Untie |
| Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. |
| edgy |
| Elvis has left the planet. |
| Eucharist = Mary Christ squared? |
| Even in our own world, sometimes we are the aliens |
| Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
| Everybody is somebody else's weirdo - Eddie Jeff Cahill |
| Everyone is entitled to be stupid - I just abuse the privilege |
| Everyone is out to get me just because I'm paranoid |
| Everyone knows the only way to kill a vindaloo is with a cold lager. |
| Everything is Relative - Einstein Everything is Uncertain - Heisenberg Therefore: Everything is Relatively Uncertain. |
| Fabulous Prize |
| FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. |
| fantasy is its own reality |
| Fate leads those who will - the rest get dragged |
| Fiction makes the improbable possible. Science fiction makes the impossible improbable. |
| Field promotions for everybody! |
| Filking: the peculiar practice of singing folk songs on science-fiction themes. |
| Fill me with your black naughty coffee |
| First draw the curve, then plot the data. |
| Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries |
| Fnord |
| A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party |
| Fortune favors the fortunate |
| 40 below keeps the riff-raff out |
| FREE MARS! Jupiter half price |
| Free the bound periodicals! |
| Frivolous Excess |
| The future is coming. Don't worry; there's medication for it. |
| The future turns the improbable into possible. Science fiction makes the impossible improbable. |
| The gazebo eats you |
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| Give me back my God damned coffee!!! |
| Go not to the Vorlons for counsel, for they will say both maybe and maybe |
| God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh |
| God Protect Me from your Followers |
| Gorram it all to frakking heck! |
| got filk? |
| got insanity ? |
| Gravity still works |
| Great Tactician - Terrible Dice Roller! |
| Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. |
| Happy as can be, under the circumstances |
| happy motoring |
| Harmony Slut - Anywhere, Anytime, with Anyone, for Free! |
| Having Fun |
| Heisenberg may have slept here. |
| Hell: Next 6 exits |
| Hello. My name is G'Kar. You destroyed my homeworld. Prepare to die. |
| Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed! |
| Help Me! |
| Hey! Who told YOU how the world works? |
| Hi there! What convention is this? |
| hits the spot |
| Hostes aliengeni me abduxerant. Qui annus est? - I was abducted by aliens. What year is it? |
| How long does it take to respond to an alien invasion? About ten megatons. |
| Humble yourself: root has entered the room. |
| Hume teaches us that no matter how many times we drop a stone, it will fall to the ground. When we drop it, it might fall to the ground, but yet again, it could float to the sky. Past experience can never tell the future. |
| Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse |
| I AM a rocket scientist! |
| I AM a rocket scientist! |
| I am Homer of Borg. I am here to assim ...ooh! Donuts! |
| I am not as think as you stupid I am. |
| I am not 50... I'm 49.95! |
| I am Pentium of Borg. Arithmetic is irrelevant. Prepare to be approximated. |
| I am the product of the application of non-linear equations in the manipulation of human genetics |
| I can't deal with normalcy |
| I can't deal with weirdness |
| I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. |
| I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. |
| I do not look for trouble but trouble finds me. |
| I do not yield to temptation I come to a full and complete stop so I can enjoy it better! |
| I don't go to movies with big explosions for the plot. |
| I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem. |
| I don't know what it is about traditions, but we humans certainly do better with them than without. |
| I don't need a crisis right now - I already have one |
| I don't ooze as well as I used to |
| I don't pun - I coalesce the vapors of the universe |
| I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every moment of it. |
| I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol |
| I find that if you change the rules so the cats can do anything, it makes for a much happier household. |
| I gave up Catholicism for Lent |
| I got into computers for the blinking lights |
| I have a cunning plan |
| I have a punning clan |
| I have been doing so much with so little for so long that I can do anything with nothing in no time at all |
| I have been programmed for multiple techniques: C, Fortran, Unix, assembler... |
| I have more hit points than you can possibly imagine |
| I have nothing coherent to say about lasers. |
| I have one nerve left and you're getting on it!! |
| I haven't read Nietzche, but I've seen Conan |
| I know I'm going to Hell, but it won't be for this |
| I like my Fish Kippled |
| I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -- Rebecca West, 1913 |
| I need a man with an off switch. |
| I only dress like this to annoy you |
| I play dice with MY universe |
| I plead temporary insanity |
| I see myself as a nitpicker on the level of civilizations. |
| I Stnad Corrected |
| I think I think, therefore I think ...I think. |
| I used to be schizophrenic, but I'm fine now. Really we are. |
| I want the biggest sport-utility you have. With machine guns. |
| I Would Kill For A Nobel Peace Prize. |
| I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!!! |
| If a computer crashes in the forest... oh never mind |
| If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed... ...oh wait: he does. |
| If God had meant us to vote, he'd have given us better candidates |
| If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport |
| If it ain't broke, fix it till it is |
| If it can't be fixed, just ask Scotty |
| If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress? |
| If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put them all there? |
| If wizards have crystal balls; does that mean they click when they walk? |
| If you are what you eat, I'm easy, fast and cheap. |
| If you can see me, you've had far too much to drink. |
| If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn? |
| If you prick an alien, does it not say "Ow! Ow! Ow!"? |
| If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer? |
| Ignore that man behind the curtains! |
| Ignore this |
| I'll be in my bunk. |
| Illegitimi Non Carborundum |
| I'm a day person -now-. I blame society. |
| I'm Bi with a little help from my friends. |
| I'm easy. I'm cheap. I'm here. |
| I'm looking for a piece of the One True Chocolate |
| I'm not as dumb as you look! |
| I'm not 50! I'm 49.95! |
| I'm not sure I'm ready for reality |
| I'm out of estrogen-And I have a gun! |
| I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me |
| I'm tired of being the designated adult! |
| The impossible just hasn't been tried yet. |
| In another life I was a platypus |
| In God we trust, all others pay cash |
| In one era and out the other |
| Incognito, ergo sum: I dress up, therefore I'm somebody else |
| Inert State University |
| Inert State University Center for Media Research Field Researcher |
| Insanity is where you finally realise your parents were right |
| Insufficient Data does not compute |
| Interesting thing, the War Against Drugs. The drugs seem to have won. |
| Is it over yet? |
| It is better to be obscene than not seen at all |
| It is by caffine alone, that I set my mind in motion |
| It must be Art. I can't think of anything else it could be. |
| It's a great country: you can say whatever you like so long as it's strictly true - nobody will ever take you seriously |
| It's not a rocket. It's an unusual aircraft. |
| It's not rocket science. It's high finance. |
| It's not rocket science. It's politics. |
| It's 1999. Shouldn't Martin Landau be on the moon by now? - Bill Amend, "Fox Trot" |
| It's the story, stupid! |
| I've killed a lot of users in my time, and I'm not above doing it again! |
| Jailbait |
| JESUS IS COMING (Look Busy!) |
| Jesus loves you - everybody else thinks you're an asshole |
| Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich |
| Jesus Saves! (By shopping wisely and using double coupons!) |
| Jokers are people too! |
| Just another damn day in paradise |
| Just hand over the chocolate, and no one gets hurt. |
| Keeper of the Secret Words |
| Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil. |
| Legitimately Odd |
| Let's be bad guys |
| Let's beam Mr. Spock into a WALL |
| Life, don't talk to me about life |
| A life form is a virus' way of making another virus. |
| Life is a maze in which we travel free and unhampered, checked in, once and again, a blind alley. but if we have faith a door will open, not one which we would have thought of. but one which will ultimately prove good to us. |
| Life is short. Play hard. |
| Life is what happens when you've made other plans. Plan accordingly |
| Life's too short to sleep alone. |
| The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of the oncoming train. |
| Living Hysteria |
| Living is the only thing worth dying for |
| Living on a Forged Reality Check |
| The logical result of having 4-wheel drive is to get stuck in deeper snow. |
| The longer I work in critical care, the more I'm convinced there is a God. |
| The longer I work in critical care, the more I'm convinced there isn't a God. |
| Lost |
| Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. |
| make it fast |
| The man behind the curtains. |
| May I remind you of the "No Mind Reading" clause in my contract? |
| Mea Culpa; My fault |
| A million sperm, and you were the quickest? |
| Minister of Unread Documentation |
| MinneSNOWta |
| Mobile Non-Smoking Area |
| Mobile Smoking Area |
| Moderation is for monks |
| Murphy's Lawyer |
| My inner child is Stewart |
| My inner children are Beavis and Butt-Head |
| My lucky number is imaginary |
| My needs are simple. Expensive, but simple. |
| My neurons ache |
| My pun is mightier than your sword |
| My pun is mightier than your sword |
| My reality check bounced. |
| My train of thought has derailed |
| Neutral Greedy |
| Never look too deeply into the mind of a lawyer. |
| Never take no for an answer. Don't take yes either. |
| Ni! |
| No boom today. Boom tomorrow. Always a boom tomorrow. |
| No environment, no impact |
| No, Jean-Luc - I am your father |
| No morals, no remorse |
| No thanks, I already have a penguin!!! |
| Nobody expects the Psi Corps Inquisition! Among our weapons are fear, surprise, fanatical devotion to the Corps ...and nice black uniforms. |
| Nullus Metus (No Fear) |
| Ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not god! |
| Of all the soles in all the universe, his were the most....scuff resistant! |
| Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most |
| Of course I look less busy than the men. I did it right the first time. |
| Oh my God! -This- is reality! |
| On a clear disk, you can seek forever |
| On Marriage buy a good strong bed and good strong shoes .... if you're not in one, you'll be in the other! |
| Once we get the bugs ironed out, we'll be running on flat bugs. |
| One by one, the penguins steal my sanity. |
| 186000 miles per second - it's not the law, just a good challenge. |
| One million sperm, and you were the quickest? |
| Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny |
| O'Toole's corollary - Murphy was an optimist |
| Oxymoron: Microsoft Works |
| Panic! |
| Paradigm: Shift Happens |
| Paranoia is just heightened awareness. |
| Philosopher Without Portfolio |
| Physics: Real science for logical people |
| Pick something fun to do, and make sure it shows the inner "you" |
| Plan B is now in effect |
| Plan 9 is now in effect. |
| Please state that in the form of a button. |
| +4 Button of DM subdual |
| Politically Incorrect - and loving it! |
| Potion of DM Influence == Bottle of Famout Grouse Whiskey (or other appropriate spirit) |
| Power corrupts, but absolute power is really cool. |
| Practice Random Acts of Intelligence and Senseless Acts of Self-Control |
| Press here * for change of reality |
| PRESS TO TEST Release to detonate |
| The Proctologist Called: he found your head |
| productivity |
| Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. |
| Psi Corps: Controlling the Galaxy One Mind at a Time |
| Quack! |
| quando omni flunkus moritati (when all else fails play dead) |
| Re-Elect Gore In 2004! |
| Real Goths sack Rome |
| REALITY BITES, and I have the teeth marks to prove it!!!!!!!! |
| Reality Check? What kind of dice do I roll? |
| Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle science fiction. |
| REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? |
| Rehab is for quitters! |
| Remain Calm |
| Remember when sex was safe and motor racing was dangerous? |
| Remember: "Work" is a four letter word |
| Remove Before Use |
| Robot Wars: Borg vs. Cylons |
| Romulan cloaking button |
| Run! |
| Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative. |
| Sapere aude (Dare to know) |
| Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate! |
| Save the Rain Forest - Save Chocolate! |
| Scande-who-vians |
| Scotty, save my ass! |
| scrambled brains for breakfast! |
| Semper ubi sub ubi (always wear underwear) |
| Senatus Populus Que Romanus |
| Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes |
| Snow is for visiting |
| So? |
| Some of my best rationalizations were born out of insanity. |
| Some people are like trivia, interesting to know but of little importance |
| Sometimes trouble's where you ought to be. |
| Sorry! Not my problem! |
| Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) |
| STOP ME before I volunteer again |
| Stop the world, I want to get off. |
| Subduction Leads To Orogeny |
| Support your local vampire DONATE BLOOD |
| Teamwork: You check for traps. I'll find the exit. |
| Technical Support Cheerfully Provided (picture of large hammer) |
| Tempus Fidget |
| That was Zen and this is Tao |
| That's not much of a disguise |
| That's PerVECT to you |
| Therapy is expensive. Bubble wrap is cheap. You decide! |
| There are no stupid questions, only condescending answers |
| There are three degrees of being weird. They are: (1) Salvageably weird. (2) Weird. (3) Irrevocably weird. - Carrie Fisher |
| There is no saving throw vs. the plot device |
| There was - and I emphasize "was" - a time I did this for fun |
| There's always room for Odo. |
| There's always something to get over. |
| There's nothing wrong with me - so there must be something wrong with the Universe |
| These are the days we will laugh about later |
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| This is a designer original - the designer has the original |
| This is the only job I could find that uses Star Trek reruns as a tax write-off |
| This is your brain. This is your brain on drums. Any questions? |
| This isn't fun. I've had fun before and this isn't it. |
| Three sigmas west of strange |
| 30 below for a week straight? So What? |
| Through all my ups and downs, my charm is my strangeness |
| Time for some thrilling heroics |
| Time travel is easy - it's forward and reverse that cause the problems |
| Time Travelling is hazardous to your health |
| To err is human. To really screw up requires a computer. |
| To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question........or is it? |
| today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday |
| Tomorrow never dies |
| Twinkle, damn it! |
| A twisted mind is a terrible tesseract to follow. |
| 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? |
| Uff Da |
| Unite & Join together to help & assist to stamp out & abolish redundancy & repetition Forever & Always |
| Unix IS user-friendly - it's just picky about its friends |
| Unsafe at any deed |
| The US Constitution has its flaws, but it's a damn sight better than what we have now. |
| User Friendly |
| USER is a four-letter word |
| Veni, Vedi, Visa (I came, I saw, I shopped) |
| Veni Vidi Napi: I came, I saw, I napped. |
| Veni, Vidi, Volo in domum redire |
| VI VI VI The Editor of the Beast. |
| The wages of sin are a damn sight higher than the wages of virtue. |
| WANTED Dead or Alive: Schrodinger's Cat |
| We Don't Grow Up We Grow Older |
| We don't kill germs,we eat 'em alive. |
| we know drama |
| We live in a world of give and take. Not many are willing to give what it takes... |
| We've got enough youth. How about a fountain of smart? |
| We've upped our standards; now up yours. |
| What a hoot! |
| What do you want? |
| What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
| What if I'm a figment of my OWN imagination? |
| What if they gave an orgy and nobody came? |
| what is, is being and what is being is being in being |
| What's wrong now? |
| when the going gets tough the weird turn pro. -hunter s. thomson- |
| When you've made it to 50 without growing up, you don't have to, ever. So, THERE!!! |
| Where you @? |
| Who am I? Why am I here? Where is the chocolate? |
| Who are you and why are you bothering me? |
| Who are you, what have you done with my friend, and can we keep you? |
| Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk? |
| Who is Simon and Why is he In Charge? |
| Who needs football when there are shield-walls left in the world? |
| Who says men and women are equal? Women are superior. |
| Why does god need a starship? Or five million dollars? |
| Why? -Socrates Because. -Aristotle |
| Why wait for the last minute when the last ten seconds will do? |
| Will discuss Martian tectonics for food |
| Will fly for food |
| Will fly starships for food |
| Women who seek equality with men have no ambition. |
| Working daily to make your brain obsolete |
| WWJD - for a Klondike Bar? |
| WWYD: (What Would Yoda Do?) |
| Xeno be damned - sooner or later you gotta get laid |
| yah sure you betcha |
| Yes, I -am- in charge |
| You attend the meeting. I'll take a nap. |
| You get 15 years for murder - for marriage you get life. |
| You give me Twinkies-I give you peace! |
| You have been warned! |
| You need to be Federally Regulated. |
| You think you know, but you have no idea |
| You will make a new friend today if you can find the right parts. |
| You will meet a tall, dark stranger than yourself |
| Young Klingons in Love - the Duras Sisters |
| Your reasoning is silly, illogical, irrational and beginning to make sense |
| Your village called ---They want their idiot back! |
| You're a very funny person - DON'T PUSH IT |
| You're strange. I like that in a friend. |
| You've given your life to Jesus. I've rented mine to Cthulhu. |
| Yumpin yiminy! |
| Zathras can never have nice things. |
| Zen Druidism: Official State Religion of Kansas |
| Zen is not what you think! |
| 0 to bitch in .04 seconds |
| Z'Ha'Dum in 2258 - We Know What You Want |