{"id":395,"date":"2011-04-14T23:02:47","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T06:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/?p=395"},"modified":"2011-04-14T23:02:47","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T06:02:47","slug":"brain-drain-or-lack-thereof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/14\/brain-drain-or-lack-thereof\/","title":{"rendered":"Brain Drain (or lack thereof)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have (people tell me) a first-class mind.<\/p>\n<p>Which shares a skull with a <em>world-class<\/em> snot factory.<\/p>\n<p>Which drains into channels in that skull that drain badly.<\/p>\n<p>I dare say my stupidest cat, with only 47 brain cells and no opposable thumbs, could build a much more efficient drainage system out of 14 random Legos and a few inches of old duct tape.<\/p>\n<p>Juzd sayin&#8217;. Bass me doze Gleenex.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have (people tell me) a first-class mind. Which shares a skull with a world-class snot factory. Which drains into channels in that skull that drain badly. I dare say my stupidest cat, with only 47 brain cells and no &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/14\/brain-drain-or-lack-thereof\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":396,"href":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions\/396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}