{"id":206,"date":"1999-01-13T09:22:25","date_gmt":"1999-01-13T16:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.org\/blog\/?p=206"},"modified":"2006-02-09T13:33:44","modified_gmt":"2006-02-09T20:33:44","slug":"huh-alien-wine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.patrickconnors.com\/blog\/1999\/01\/13\/huh-alien-wine\/","title":{"rendered":"Huh? Alien Wine?"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Patrick Connors, editor, webmaster, bon vivant<\/em><\/p>\n

So what’s this alien wine business, anyway?<\/p>\n

Have the Martians taken over Napa Valley?<\/p>\n

Not exactly.<\/p>\n

AWC is commentary, humor and stories from the science-fiction community. As a group, we’re interested in nearly everything, from ancient sword technique to modern pro wrestling, from illusion to politics (which are much the same thing).<\/p>\n

Good writing, good art, and yes, food and beverage as well.<\/p>\n

Where’d the name come from? Well, I cartoon on occasion, and got silly one day…<\/p>\n

CARTOON: (the original is unavailable at this time)
\nPANEL 1:
\nCLOSE-UP of a KLINGON. Dialogue: GAK! RETCH! P’TUI!!
\nPANEL 2: TWO-SHOT: Now we see the WAITRESS taking the Klingon’s order. We can see the table and the menu as well. The waitress is a complete pro. The nice uniform, the waitress smile. She’s completely unaffected by the Klingon or his order. And she asks him: And to drink with that, sir?<\/p>\n

Now the cartoon was supposed<\/em> to end there. Just a nice little commentary on Klingon culture as perceived by a Terran who barely speaks the language. But the random scrap of illustration board I was using had space for one more panel. So in a moment of silliness, the cartoon got extended:<\/p>\n

PANEL 3 (this panel is all words): Which leads to the question: What wine goes best with Gak? Find Out! Read Alien Wine Connoisseur!<\/p>\n

The name grabbed me, I was thinking of starting a ‘zine, and here we are.<\/p>\n

Have fun! Keep those cards and letters coming!<\/p>\n

Patrick Connors<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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